wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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