fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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