So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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