You work out of a Hotel?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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