new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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