I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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