So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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