Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Randomize
