If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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