we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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