yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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