Whoa Z and x make the same sound
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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