btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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