great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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