i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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