How'd it feel making her break her religion?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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