But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
In other news, I just burned my penis
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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