Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize
