Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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