I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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