For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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