i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
