It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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