doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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