We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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