we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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