no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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