This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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