no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
