just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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