That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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