I'm so fucking centered right now
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
