my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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