All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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