Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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