I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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