She said her name was "party"
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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