Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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