So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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