she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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