fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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