i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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