First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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