super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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