could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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