it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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