trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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