How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
it hurts more in the daytime
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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