you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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