Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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